the-eleventh-blog:

in britain we have kinder eggs that when you open them stephen fry walks out wearing a kilt and offers you free healthcare and the letter ‘u’ to complete words like ‘colour’ meanwhile one half of the egg then turns into the bbc orchestra and sings the doctor who theme tune while the other breaks into 7 seperate pieces that turn into attractive british actors who are actually horcruxes but no one wants to kill them because they can be loaned to america with high interest and one of them is david tennant and while you haven’t been looking, stephen fry then has an argument with colin morgan who has miraculously appeared from a rainbow coloured red white and blue that actually they’re not in the middle of nowhere but instead in the land of hope and glory the end